2002-11-13 - 12:26 a.m.
To continue with my crazy rambling story that is coming out of no where...
Aimee and Sam make it to the apartment..through the locked door and up the stairs. Aimee stops in front of apt. 3A and unlocks the door. "Would you like to come in?"
"Um..Sure.."
Inside is neat..shiny wood floor and everything looks spic and span. It is a total contrast to the outside of the building.
"You did a good job decorating."
"What? Oh..thanks..It wasn't all that hard. Would you like something to drink? Bourbon,vodka, coffee?"
"Vodka would be lovely."
"A woman after my heart."
Aimee comes back with the drinks and sits down on the black leather sofa beside Sam. Turning on the TV, something on the news about a woman found dead. Flipping through the channels, Aimee finds Lost and Delirious, one of her favorite movies.
Mindless chatter and a couple drinks later, Aimee turns to Sam and in slurred speech says," So..are you murried..got a man?"
"No..actually, I'm a lesbian."
"Oh,really? Wow. For some reason I've always noticed how prutty women were. Men are pigs."
"You don't say?"
So yeah, they fuck their brains out and Sam drinks Aimee's blood dry cuz she's a vampire and feels like it. THE END! Yay!!! Wasn't that great?! Hehehehehehehehehehehehhe I'm fucking crazy,yo
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| Personality Disorder Test Results
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Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Very High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very High |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Extreme |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Extreme |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Extreme |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Extreme |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very High |
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You Are Totally a Lesbian
Someone would have to be blind and deaf to miss out on the fact that you are a lesbian.You've been checking out women for so long that you've gotten it down to a science.
You love tits and legs and smarts.
You enjoy sex with ladies, from kissing to banging to eating them out.
You hope to settle down with a woman and make a vow with her for life.
You are most worked up about the lack of a legitimate gay marriage.
Since men are not your thing, legal marriage is a difficult opinion.
You long to live in a lesbian utopia!
Are *You* a Lesbian?
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